Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Hardibacker

I finally got all the cement board up and after a close inspection, deemed the plywood subfloor in good shape, which is great for me because I don't have to replace it. I scraped off all the adhesive/cement particle bumps with a hammer and chisel.

Taking off the toilet was a definite first for me in home renovation. I wasn't sure I could pull it off, but it was really easy, and from now on, I am going to recommend it to all my girl friends. First, take off the lid of the tank, and set it somewhere safely out of the way--because it's ceramic, a toilet is actually pretty fragile and easily cracked. I laid out a towel in my dining room in preparation for the toilet. Then I turned off the water, and flushed the toilet, and sponged all the remaining water out of the tank and bowl using a sponge, a bucket, and of course, a rubber glove. There are three bolts that connect the tank to the bowl, and I unscrewed the nuts and lifted off the tank. Simple. Now for the bowl. I unscrewed the nuts on the bolts on the base, and then wiggled the toilet a little, and then lifted it off. Much heavier than I expected. After the toilet was safely placed on it's dining room towel, I grabbed a scraper and got as much of the wax off from around the sewer drain, and then stuffed the hole with an old rag to keep the sewer gas from escaping.

Here you can see the chaos that is my house with my tools and toilet everywhere and barely a place to walk.



Now I could start on hardibacker-ing the floor. I used half a bag of thinset mortar on the plywood before laying down the hardibacker, which I had cut earlier with my trusty jigsaw. Mortar is necessary because it helps level the floor and prevent movement of the board. I had to have help with this, since sheets of hardibacker are deceptively heavy and unruly, so I had to pull Ross away from whatever he was doing to grab an end. Once it's placed on top of the mortar, it needs to be screwed down while the mortar is still wet. This job was a breeze thanks to the screw gun that I borrowed from my coworker Tina, an awesome lady whose I hold in high esteem, especially after this part of the project. The screwgun also made short work of mixing the mortar, after I attached a long mixing paddle to it.



I filled the joints between the hardibacker panels with mortar now I have one smooth surface to lay my slate on.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Demolition continued

We are very inconvenienced by my dreams of bathroom glory. We have one bathroom, but I've taken the sink out of it, so we are now brushing our teeth at the kitchen sink. We also had to take the door off, and although it's only Ross and me, it's a little weird. One is used to a certain amount of privacy during their bathroom moments. So, I've committed to this and have to keep going, and get it done fast, because I really need to be able to read on the toilet in peace.

Beginning on the great project "Bathroom" today, I fixed the broken trim with wood glue and rubber bands. And I sealed the slate, which is laid out on the guest bedroom floor. It's too cold outside for the sealer to work effectively, and I'm also afraid if I left it outside on the patio, my crazy girl dog Sam would run all over it, breaking it or at the very least putting dog prints on the freshly sealed surfaces.




Then I turned to the serious task of pulverizing tile.



I decided to break all the tiles up and get them out of the way before tackling the cement board underneath. I worked for a couple hours at the tile and then Ross did the last four when he came home. Check out how he's not heeding my advice to use the towel on top of the tile and just hammering away while chips of tile are probably flying everywhere. Luckily, he is heeding my advice to wear eye protection.




The cement board was harder to get up than I thought it would be. I used my trusty flat-edged shovel to pry it up, but I was constantly interrupted in my progress by the many nails that are, unfortunately, necessary to fasten the cement board to the subfloor. I could get little sections at a time, by popping the board off the nails, sending showers of cement particles down on me and the entire bathroom. I found myself wishing the person who had installed this floor had done more of a half-assed job and not used so many nails.

Another obstacle to getting the cement board up was the adhesive that the installer used sporadically in a few places. This stuff has bonded quite effectively to the cement board and nothing will get it off. I can scrape the topmost layers off, but there seem to be permanent bumps on the subfloor where the adhesive and cement combination will just not come off. It's like chipping away at concrete.


Tomorrow the plan is to remove the toilet, take up the last of the tile and cement board, cut and install the new Hardibacker, and install the tile. At least I'll try to get to that last part, but I'm not guaranteeing anything. We want to get it all done so we can put the toilet back in, since it is the only seat in the house, but I really doubt it will happen. I suspect I might take up a lot of time chipping away at some glue/cement until the floor is level. Or maybe I'll say screw it and just use mortar to level the floor. We might have to be happy with the Hardibacker and then put the toilet back on temporarily until next weekend. There's only so much a poor girl can do in one day. Although, today seemed REALLY long. I did all the above, managed not to hurt myself in the process, and had the time to do four loads of laundry, get some railroad ties for the vegetable garden I'm planning, and go see a guy about a pedestal sink.
Speaking about the guy with the pedestal sink, I found him on craigslist. He sold me a sink for $60 that will fit exactly in the space, but that's not the best part. We drove up to his house in Lakewood, and I immediately fell in love with the craftsmanship of his home. It really looked like the guy has spent a lot of time lovingly make it his personal palace. He also bought the house next door that he is renovating. He took the flat roof off and made a beautiful peaked roof in its place. There were these awesome metal sculptures too, near the driveway and the pond down in the ravine. He came out and took us to his garage, which looked like a storage for the most awesomest treasures on earth, filled with chandeliers and light fixtures, doors, sinks, faucets, and more that I can't remember because I was too obsessed with the chandeliers. There was a wooden one that was intricately carved with dragon heads. We loved that one, but it probably wouldn't fit in our house. John told us he was about to retire from contracting but he would try to renovate a couple houses a year since that was really his passion. I got such a warm, super vibe from him that I couldn't help entertaining the idea of him adopting me, maybe just so I could live in that house. Alas, we had to tear ourselves away finally, but not before he sold us a cool Moen faucet for the sink for $25. He has a little side business auctioning off the surplus building materials he has in his garage, called Howard's Garage. His number is 720-320-1492. He'll probably be a good source for renovating advice for me in the future.

My hands hurt. So I'm going to bed.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Bathroom shenanigans


Ha, I think I was a little ambitious with thinking I could possibly build walls and such when I'm already tired and I've just started. Doing the bathroom, a small cramped 40 square-foot space.

I decided to take out the tile that's in there right now, and replace it with slate. A little harder than I thought it would be! It's not as easy as it seems on those HG Network shows, boy. I started by pulling off the trim. It seems the short pieces around the dividing wall were already cracked a bit and when I pried them out, they split apart. Ooops. I will try to glue them back together and see if anyone notices.



I pulled off the trim and realized I had to take out the sink because it was attached somehow to the trim and not flush with the wall anyway. It was not necessarily something I was prepared for, but now I want to change it out and put in a pedestal sink for such a small space. Harder than it looks, unhooking a sink vanity from its wall.



After unscrewing the vanity from the wall I turned off the water through the hole in the bottom of the vanity, into which anything and everything has fallen in and collected. I reached in and pulled out what at first I thought was a used condom, but which turned out to be a latex glove. Lots of q-tips. I got the water hoses detached from the sink, disconnected the drain pipe, unscrewed the many screw holding this thing up and pulled it away, only to reveal the most disgusting sight I have ever seen:



It seems that everything that has fallen over the side of the sink has stayed there for the past decade or so. I don't know when the previous owner put in that vanity sink, but there was always a gap between it and the wall, and it always made me cringe when I looked into the crack, seeing only massive dust bunnies just out of my reach. And it turns out I really didn't want to know. I scooped out an old comb and lip liner and many, many other things I won't mention that have decayed over the years. So gross. I know I can convince Ross to get us a pedestal sink after seeing this. He thinks pedestal sinks are cheesy, but so is this.



I started banging away at the tile with a hammer and an old towel covering to keep the shards from flying everywhere. My friend Noelle came over and helped. We got about two rows done and then Ross came home. I hadn't told him that I was starting this already, and I hoped he would be cool. And he was, although Noelle caught this moment with my camera as I was explaining to Ross how gross the things were that I found in the sink crack. It looks like we are going to need couple's therapy or something.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Decramping little by little





I was playing out with Sketchup, a free Google application, and played around with a new kitchen layout. I don't know if it makes any sense.

Friday, January 23, 2009

New Year's Resolutions

Projects on my wish list for 2009:
(And I am perfectly aware that a LOT of it is unrealistic)
Bathroom

Retile the floor and the shower surround.
Build custom storage cabinet inside wall.
Repaint bathroom.
Replace medicine cabinet.

Kitchen

Tile countertop and paint cabinets.
Tear out linoleum and tile floor.

Living room

Skim coat and paint walls.

Bedroom

Cut out and build new closet from closed off broom closet in kitchen (it shares a wall with our bedroom). Our existing closet is made from the space behind the broom closet, and is painfully small.
Finish closet floor.

Laundry room

Remove linoleum and level floor.
Remove old leaky windows and door and replace with double french doors.
Tile floor.
Install doors in front of washer and dryer.
Install guest room door.

Guest room

Replace old leaky windows.

Exterior

Remove siding.
Repair and paint brick, hopefully that is all we have to do!
Cover back addition exterior walls. It was a back porch that was enclosed a long time ago, and who knows what's under the siding. If it's just ugly concrete or wood framing we'll have to cover it up with something, like cedar shingles or stucco.
Repair addition's roof and gutters.


Soo, now that I've completely set myself up for failure, let's see how much of this list I actually cross off by the end of this year and then I'll laugh at my ignorance.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

What's been did

I really wish I had thought to take 'before' photos of the house before we moved in and while we initially made it liveable. But I didn't, so you are stuck with just words to fuel your imagination. I thought I would briefly describe the few things we have already accomplished on the house, which doesn't seem like much after three years. Back at the beginning, I thought that in three years the house would be completely renovated and awesome and everything on my list would be finished. Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahh, well. Since we bought the house, I have graduated from college, started a career, ended same career, and began school again, which left little time for the one person who is actually handy (me) in this household to do much work on this household. Anyway, here's what we have done:

--Ripped up and replaced carpet in two bedrooms. The previous owner had had cats who evidently didn't know where their litter box was kept, and would wander around peeing in every other corner until the carpet was completely saturated. When we looked at the house, it seems there were strategically-placed air fresheners plugged into almost every outlet to hide the cat pee smell, and we must have been really stuffed up that day (or just really jazzed to be looking at houses) to have missed it. We had to rip it all up, pad and all, and paint the subfloor with Kilz to seal it. Turns out Kilz isn't the best thing at sealing away cat pee, one of the most determined smells there is, since every once in a while you can still catch a whiff when entering those rooms.

--Replaced carpet in the bedroom with hardwood and refinished the hardwood in the living room/dining room/entry. We did not do this ourselves, but instead hired out a contractor who in turn hired a real, live thug with no feelings to finish the floor. It was kind of a sloppy job, done without protecting or taping the baseboards, and now we have polyurethane all over the bottom edges, but was I going to say anything to the guy? Nope. Got to repaint the baseboards anyway, really.

--Painted the kitchen. Painted over the accent wall with its horrible maroon color. Ross picked the color, an equally horrible grey, with stark white for the other walls. I looked at it when we finished and decided two things: that we would repaint immediately, or we'd be stuck with a kitchen that looked like a mental hospital scullery, and that I would never trust Ross to pick any paint color ever again. The accent wall is now a light sherbet orange, that I now regret but won't admit because it was my choice, and the other walls are a popcorn yellow.

--Removed the hideously 80's style mirrored doors in the back room in the addition, doors which had converted a nook into a closet. Once the doors were out of there, I cut my wall-plastering teeth trying to cover up the exposed wood in the ceiling that had been the closet door jambs, but are really just ceiling joists.

--Painted the bedroom from sickly lavender to dark red. I thought it would be a nicer look for the bedroom than it actually was, thinking that a dark color, even for such a small room, would make the bedroom cozy and womb-like. I immediately hated it, after slaving anxiously away for a whole weekend while Ross was visiting his sister, and a few months later changed it to a light blue color, and I'm still not happy for it. I don't think I have a knack for choosing the right color.

--Repaired the bench in the entry with Bondo and caulk, and white trim paint. It is now awesome and no one can tell its flaws.

--Re-textured the walls in the entry. Something I will never understand is the popularity of orange-peel wall texture. My house has tons of it, in the living room and kitchen, and all I want to do is scrape it off. It looks like the wall has acne. So I smoothed the walls with joint compound and added a loose skip-trowel texture, then painted and antiqued the walls with glaze.

--Replaced the Home Depot concrete paver patio with flagstone on a gravel bed lined with bricks.

--Repaired the fence, leveling and straightening the warped slats and replacing rotted posts with the help of our neighbor, who happens to be an engineer and now we have the straightest fence on the block.


--Removed part of the back fence and fenced in the concrete pad that used to hold up a garage or shed at some point, so that now we have a built-in parking spot right off the alley. I don't know if this is legal, but no one has said anything yet. The gate still needs to be finished, but I need to replace one of the gate posts before I install the gate latch, because right now that post is cracked and leaning, the result of having two tons of flagstone collide with it when dumped carelessly out of the back of the delivery truck. In exchange for the damages, I wrangled another ton of flagstone from those guys, for free, so it wasn't all bad, but now I still have to fix the fence that I just built.

--Planting and landscaping. I don't think I even have the time to describe this to you right now, but I will detail what I have now become obsessed with in a later post. Suffice to say, there were a few scraggly patches of grass desperately holding on to life here when we moved in, a dead tree in the back yard, and several dead shrubs. I know very little of gardening and of what flora would thrive in my yard, so two out of every three green things I planted the first year died. But it's getting better and I continue to plug away, slowly transforming the bare dirt into a lush garden paradise.

That's all I can think of. I search my brain, thinking that we must have done more, in three years, but it doesn't seem so. Well, I am hoping to change that.

New Focus for blog

I am currently living in an old house in the historic Baker neighborhood in Denver. A brick house that was built in 1905. There are several things wrong with it. First, it has siding covering the brick--quite historic, don't you think? and other weird things going on inside. I originally created this blog when I was between jobs and needed something to do with myself, and it wasn't about anything in particular except to serve as my own entertainment. I am now revamping the blog to document the progress of renovating this sweet little home, but there are a few things from this blog's past that I didn't want to let go. My plan is to have the house be the focus of the blog, while allowing the foibles of my life and friends and family leak through for everyone's enjoyment. Like the select sayings of my little sister Lisa, which I have lovingly added to the bottom of the page.

Primarily, I hope I do not offend anyone with this blog, but it escapes me as to who else besides family and friends would want to read my blog, or tolerate the outrageous stuff that comes out of me sometimes, and also because a predominant percentage of the content might be inside jokes.

Now I just have to do some renovations to make this interesting...